honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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