Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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