You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There r osticjed everywhere
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Houston, we have a blender
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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