i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
