Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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