Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
mondays should just be called national damage control day
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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