Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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