He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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