okay pat passed out under dana's car
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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