My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
