Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
look no pants
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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