he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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