My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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