just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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