And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i came on her dog
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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