we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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