if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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