O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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