Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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