Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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