The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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