...so i touched it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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