We won't sleep together?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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