I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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