so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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