TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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