He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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