she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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