So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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