No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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