i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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