And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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