Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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