it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where is the hickey?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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