Say something about gay babies.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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