Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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