let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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