wrigley field is MILF paradise
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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