doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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