Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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