Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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