We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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