I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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