Will you blow on my dice?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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