On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
