I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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