How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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