Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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