His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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