thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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