we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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