Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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