What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
how do flat chested girls get laid?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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