So drunk, too bad you don't want this
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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