If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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