I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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